Rick Tanner: I Tried Hot Yoga and I Have Opinions

Nobody needs to sweat this much voluntarily. I went because my editor told me I needed to 'broaden my coverage.' I broadened it all over a mat that smelled like lavender and regret.

The instructor - whose name I will not print because she was kind to me and I don't want to ruin that - told me to 'find my center.' My center was approximately three inches from the exit.

Three stars. The water was cold and free.